Tired of a hopeless life?

Stuck in a dead-end faith?

Got that ... not-so-Jesus feeling?

    What you need is Eternal Salvation! Eternal Salvation comes backed with the guarantee that once you accept Jesus you will live forever!* Your damnation will never increase, and your salvation will never decrease. Eternal Salvation comes with the promise that you will never be alone, never forsaken, and never hidden from God's presence ever again!

How can this work you say? I'm glad you asked!

    Not very long ago (an estimated 6,000 years) people got together and started sinning, and it cause God a lot of pain. Ever since then humans were separated from their Creator, by sin. (Sin is an ingredient that, when added to the heart makes a human evil by nature and are no longer able to stand in God presence.) It quickly got to the point where no-one was righteous anymore**, and stayed that way for a long time.***. This also caused God pain, to see His creation fading away from a disease such as sin.

Now there is A CURE!

    Eternal Salvation was developed by the Institution of Jesus Christ of Nazareth , A.M.G. (A Merciful God), who sought the creation of his hands. God the Son, (one equal third of the Holy Trinity) came to earth speaking words of enlightenment and love****. The innocent one bore the weight of sin on the cross, making the perfect atonement (or covering) so we can follow Him to glory! ISN'T THAT EXCITING?! There is only one thing standing in the way of you and your eternal life with Jesus, and that's your personal want to sin fueled by someone who doesn't want you to be happy.

    Here at the Campaign for Christ (CFC) we don't want to name names, but a certain Prince of Darkness would have you believe that sinning is fun and easy, and hell is a nice place to be, but these are FALSEHOODS! Sinning has consequences the likes of which your mind can't fathom, i.e. HELL! Hell is a terrible place to be, eyewitness accounts report both fire and brimstone! Why would you want to go there when all it takes to go to heaven is your free extra-lifetime supply of Eternal Salvation! And it's all free, here's the deal

    All you need to make is one easy prayer of sincere repentance and acceptance of Jesus as your Lord, and if you make the prayer now and live a glorifying life He'll even throw in crowns of glory! Remember, Eternal Salvation even takes away the loathsome fear of death, in the words of one consumer "To live is Christ, to die is gain!" Wouldn't you love to have that security in YOUR life? Pray today, shipping is instantaneous and you'll feel better within the same time frame! Here's what to pray:

 "Father, Lord, God, I know that I am a sinner. I know that sin distances me from you, and I don't like that. I want to be with you. I believe that you sent your Son, Jesus, to die for me on the cross, and that He rose from the dead, so I can trust Him. Please wash away my sins and make me a clean creature, born anew in your love and mercy. I love you Father, thank you for creating me and being the author of my salvation. In Christ's Name, AMEN!"

    Once you've prayed that prayer you are a child of the light. Congratulations! If you ever need any help in your new life e-mail me at jael_of_glory@yahoo.com, or ask my advice column.

    And Coming soon, the Judgment Day, make YOUR eternal reservations early. Going up? 

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* John 3:16, "... whosoever believes in Him shall not perish, but have everlasting life." / ** Romans 3:10 "as it is written There is no one righteous, no not one." / *** Romans 5:14 "Nevertheless death reigned from Adam until Moses, even over those who had not sinned in the likeness of the offense of Adam, who is a type of Him who was to come. " / **** John 5:24 "Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life." /